Ladies! Restore your virginity for a low price of $29.95

Very funny! I saw this on another site and thought to share it with ya'll.
Ladies can now buy their virginity and become a virgins again within five minutes with this new artificial hymen also known as artificial virginity kit.

 

Basically, pretend to be a virgin, spill some fake blood, and then, moan and groan to confirm pain........and pleasure (might i add) to seal the deal. To use the kit, the aspiring virgin has to insert the artificial hymen into her vagina about 15 to 20 minutes before intercourse, and she should note that after intercourse, some of the artificial hymen will melt inside the vagina. But don't worry, it probably doesn't cause cancer.

So to all the guys out there looking for virgins to marry, all i can is GOODLUCK. Muahahahahaha.

Meanwhile ya'll can check the site out http://hymenshop.com/

Disclaimer: This is not an endorsement, neither is it an advert for this product of any kind. View and purchase at your own risk.